This never happeed in Mr. Popper's Penguins, damn it!

I'm sorry......this is the best article ever. No contest. The headline alone says it all:

"Seal caught on tape molesting a penguin. Scientists study rare example of interspecies sexual harassment."

The lead sentence:
"A seal has been caught on camera trying to have sex with a penguin. "

Smile, you're on candid camera! Titillating, huh? It gets, er, more disturbing... "'At first we thought it was hunting the penguin, but then it became clear that his intentions were rather more amorous,' de Bruyn recalled today via email"

You know...the entire article merits quoting as WTH fodder. Go read it yourself. And laugh.