7.11.2008

You've got me all caught up inside....literally

Duuuuuuuuuuuuude....it's just way too easy to find WTH fodder in ze Motherland! Today, in my beloved former city of residence, St. Petersburg, a woman killed her husband by smashing him up inside a fold-out couch.

The couple was having an argument because the husband (in traditional klassno Russian man style) was drunk on the couch in his underwear and refused to move. So the wifey gets angry, kicks the couch, and "accidentally" trips the lever that causes the couch to retract. Ooops. Then she leaves for a couple of hours and returns to find....a folded up couch and no husband. But just like a Russian stacking doll, the husband is inside the couch - very much dead!! In the least surprising part of the story, reports say that the police are now investigating.

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