Another Penn head case

More news of the bizarre from my beloved alma mater. A group of seven kids living in an apartment near Penn's campus recently moved out - but decided to leave a curio behind that left people, er, scratching their heads.

The crazy Quakers left in their wake a human skull. Although the po-po (having better things to do in South Philly than research the strange, potentially cannibalistic proclivities of over-privileged Ivy League kids, no doubt) don't suspect any foul play, the whole affair is rather puzzling. Is it a prank? A med school relic? Evidence of really poor taste in home decor? Or have our Penn friends been hanging out with my good friend and aspiring Mexican horror novelist-cum-felon?

Picking on Penn....it's just too easy.